"Figaro" <figaro72x@satx.rr.com> wrote
> Just ran across this tidbit on the Sentry News Digest:
> http://journals.aol.com/richardbk8/TheSentryNewsDigest/entries/811
>
> "The Sentry has it on good authority that in real life Ann Coulter is a
> man. He/she was
> once Arthur Coltrane from Pickens County, Georgia, who went to Denmark
> when he/she was
> a teenager for a sex-change operation to become a woman, the operation
> being paid for
> by his/her wealthy and doting mother, Darlene Coltrane, heiress to a
> hog-farming
> fortune.
> As Ann appeared more frequently on cable news and magazine shows, it was
> apparent that
> she was the only woman on TV with an "Adam's Apple." This led to some
> poking around in
> her/his background.
>
> The consensus about "Ms." Coulter/Coltrane is that ONLY a frustrated and
> unhappy
> transsexual man could have such a vicious mouth on him/her. People are
> saying that
> his/her stunning blond locks are really a wig, which he/she got in a
> Copenhagen
> sex-toys and drag-queen supply shop, when his/her own hair fell out after
> the hormone
> shots took effect.
> Having seen what makeup could do for drag queen Ru Paul, who in real life
> is a VERY
> plain-looking black man, everyone finds it not surprising that "Ms." Ann
> Coulter/Coltrane would have shunned his/her family hog-farming business
> for the
> brighter lights of the big city, since we have heard that without all that
> Danish
> foundation cream, he/she might easily have been mistaken for one of the
> livestock."
>
> Figaro
>
> PS
> Dear Ann:
> I aplogize for calling you a bitch. I guess I was mistaken.
I think if the truth be known, Ann's had two or three sex-change operations.
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