Just ran across this tidbit on the Sentry News Digest:
http://journals.aol.com/richardbk8/TheSentryNewsDigest/entries/811
"The Sentry has it on good authority that in real life Ann Coulter is a man. He/she was
once Arthur Coltrane from Pickens County, Georgia, who went to Denmark when he/she was
a teenager for a sex-change operation to become a woman, the operation being paid for
by his/her wealthy and doting mother, Darlene Coltrane, heiress to a hog-farming
fortune.
As Ann appeared more frequently on cable news and magazine shows, it was apparent that
she was the only woman on TV with an "Adam's Apple." This led to some poking around in
her/his background.
The consensus about "Ms." Coulter/Coltrane is that ONLY a frustrated and unhappy
transsexual man could have such a vicious mouth on him/her. People are saying that
his/her stunning blond locks are really a wig, which he/she got in a Copenhagen
sex-toys and drag-queen supply shop, when his/her own hair fell out after the hormone
shots took effect.
Having seen what makeup could do for drag queen Ru Paul, who in real life is a VERY
plain-looking black man, everyone finds it not surprising that "Ms." Ann
Coulter/Coltrane would have shunned his/her family hog-farming business for the
brighter lights of the big city, since we have heard that without all that Danish
foundation cream, he/she might easily have been mistaken for one of the livestock."
Figaro
PS
Dear Ann:
I aplogize for calling you a bitch. I guess I was mistaken.
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