"monkeyhawk" <monkeyhawk@cox.net> wrote in message
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> "Figaro" <figaro72x@satx.rr.com> wrote
>
>> Just ran across this tidbit on the Sentry News Digest:
>> http://journals.aol.com/richardbk8/TheSentryNewsDigest/entries/811
>>
>> "The Sentry has it on good authority that in real life Ann Coulter is a
>> man. He/she was
>> once Arthur Coltrane from Pickens County, Georgia, who went to Denmark
>> when he/she was
>> a teenager for a sex-change operation to become a woman, the operation
>> being paid for
>> by his/her wealthy and doting mother, Darlene Coltrane, heiress to a
>> hog-farming
>> fortune.
>> As Ann appeared more frequently on cable news and magazine shows, it was
>> apparent that
>> she was the only woman on TV with an "Adam's Apple." This led to some
>> poking around in
>> her/his background.
>>
>> The consensus about "Ms." Coulter/Coltrane is that ONLY a frustrated and
>> unhappy
>> transsexual man could have such a vicious mouth on him/her. People are
>> saying that
>> his/her stunning blond locks are really a wig, which he/she got in a
>> Copenhagen
>> sex-toys and drag-queen supply shop, when his/her own hair fell out after
>> the hormone
>> shots took effect.
>> Having seen what makeup could do for drag queen Ru Paul, who in real life
>> is a VERY
>> plain-looking black man, everyone finds it not surprising that "Ms." Ann
>> Coulter/Coltrane would have shunned his/her family hog-farming business
>> for the
>> brighter lights of the big city, since we have heard that without all
>> that Danish
>> foundation cream, he/she might easily have been mistaken for one of the
>> livestock."
>>
>> Figaro
>>
>> PS
>> Dear Ann:
>> I aplogize for calling you a bitch. I guess I was mistaken.
>
> I think if the truth be known, Ann's had two or three sex-change
> operations.
Flip.
Flop.
Flip.
Flop.
Must be a neocon.
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