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Subject: More pay-back LOL
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You know your Amish child is going off the rails when.......
He sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
He shows up at barn raising in full "KISS" makeup.
When you criticise him, he yells, "Thou sucketh".
His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy".
He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap".
You come across his secret stash of coloured socks.
He uses slang expressions: Talk to the hand cos the beard ain't
listening".
He was recently pulled over for driving under influence of cottage
cheese.
He's wearing his big black had backwards.
Mercury.
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