I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to
work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there
was a woman in a red Mustang doing 85 miles per hour with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she
was halfway over in my lane.
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee,
and it spilled all over my cell phone!
|
|