On 05 Apr 2009 12:55:56 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
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>You know your Amish child is going off the rails when.......
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>He sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
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>In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
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>He shows up at barn raising in full "KISS" makeup.
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>When you criticise him, he yells, "Thou sucketh".
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>His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy".
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>He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap".
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>You come across his secret stash of coloured socks.
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>He uses slang expressions: Talk to the hand cos the beard ain't
>listening".
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>He was recently pulled over for driving under influence of cottage
>cheese.
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>He's wearing his big black had backwards.
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>Mercury.
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Can I get a refund?
lol,
darkshadows
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