| Re: Getting my own back LOL |
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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/04/04 06:49 |
On 04 Apr 2009 09:11:00 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>I had a terrible acident.I had the right of way but the other guy had the
>truck.
>
>Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen I get it for dinner.
>
>He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started out happening to
>someone else.
>
>He was killed in a terrible accident. He flew his plane into a tunnel
>without checking the train timetable.
>
>How did the accident happen?
>My wife fell asleep in the back of the car.
>
>To avoid scalding your hands in hot water, feel the water first before
>putting your hands in.
>
>Safety tip:- when you drop cigarette ash on the carpet, sill a little of
>your beer to prevent a fire.
>
>What happens when you cross a trans-atlantic aircraft with an accountant?
>A boring 747.
>
>An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
>"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
>"Have you tried counting sheep?'
>"That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying
>to find it."
>
>How does an alien count to 35?
>On its fingers.
>
>What did the alien say to the garden?
>Take me to your weeder.
>
>Dont go away, lots more to come LOL.
>
>Mercury.
I already left.
lol,
darkshadows
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