In article <Xns9BE367951E5ACBoyFlyingHighcom@127.0.0.1>,
WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com> wrote:
> I had a terrible acident.I had the right of way but the other guy had the
> truck.
>
> Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen I get it for dinner.
>
> He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started out happening to
> someone else.
>
> He was killed in a terrible accident. He flew his plane into a tunnel
> without checking the train timetable.
>
> How did the accident happen?
> My wife fell asleep in the back of the car.
>
> To avoid scalding your hands in hot water, feel the water first before
> putting your hands in.
>
> Safety tip:- when you drop cigarette ash on the carpet, sill a little of
> your beer to prevent a fire.
>
> What happens when you cross a trans-atlantic aircraft with an accountant?
> A boring 747.
>
> An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.
> "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
> "Have you tried counting sheep?'
> "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying
> to find it."
>
> How does an alien count to 35?
> On its fingers.
>
> What did the alien say to the garden?
> Take me to your weeder.
>
> Dont go away, lots more to come LOL.
>
> Mercury.
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