On 4 Dec 2008 17:57:01 -0600, +Grant <+Grant@grant.grant> wrote:
>In article <7cccj41h7j0c171qgfr06ruqhs2pep725g@4ax.com>,
>::darkshadows:: <blood@thirsty.net> wrote:
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>> Jamaican Sandals -
>>
>> A married couple walked in to a souvenir store in Jamaica, looking for
>> something different. The owner of the store said to them, "I have some
>> special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild
>> at love making." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
>> sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
>> didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man,
>> "How could sandals make you great in bed?" The Jamaican replied, "Just
>> try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
>> finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto
>> his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't
>> seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
>> Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants,
>> ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's
>> hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "Mon, you got dem on the
>> wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!"
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>
>Too funny! LOL
;o)
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