In article <7cccj41h7j0c171qgfr06ruqhs2pep725g@4ax.com>,
::darkshadows:: <blood@thirsty.net> wrote:
> Jamaican Sandals -
>
> A married couple walked in to a souvenir store in Jamaica, looking for
> something different. The owner of the store said to them, "I have some
> special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild
> at love making." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
> sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really
> didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man,
> "How could sandals make you great in bed?" The Jamaican replied, "Just
> try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
> finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto
> his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't
> seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
> Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants,
> ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's
> hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "Mon, you got dem on the
> wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!"
Too funny! LOL
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Grant
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