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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/12/05 06:47 |
A. The other guys waiting their turn.
Q. Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A. The back of her head.
A. People keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q. What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde
drives a car?
A. Cause she blows the horn.
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It is difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
A. They have both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q. Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A. The vacuum in her head keeps them in place.
Q. What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A. Her feet!
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A. A waste.
Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. Locking the car door.
Q. How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
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