If you refer to the fourth grade as your senior year, you might be a
redneck.
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You're so stupid, you got caught drunk-driving at the bumper cars.
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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood
at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order,
could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce
where we are... very slowly?"
The guy leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr-gerrrrr
Kiiinnnggg."
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
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