On Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:49:41 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>Sister Mary Ann, who worked at a home health agency, was out making her
> rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would
> have it, a service station was just a block away. She walked to the
> station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that
>the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
>but she had to wait until it was returned.
>
> Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to
> wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that
> she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the
> patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the
> station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her
> car.
>
> As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across
> the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm
> turning Catholic.'
Good one!!!
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