Conductor
A bloke working on the buses taking fares pushes one of his passengers
to off the bus and kills him. At the trial he is found guilty of
murder and is sentenced to the electric chair.
As a last meal he asks for a bunch of green banannas, which he duly
eats.
They sit him down, plug him in a send a million volts through him.
When the smoke clears he is sitting there, right as rain. Checking
through the statutes the governor finds he has no choice but to
release him.
The chap goes back to his job on the buses and lo and behold allows
another passenger to fall to his death. Once again he is found guilty
and sentenced to death.
At the prison he, again, asks for a bunch of green banannas, which he
duly recieves and scoffs down. In the chair again and this time he is
zapped with 2 million volts. Smoke clears and bugger me there he sits,
right as rain.
As before he goes back to his old job. Through a combination of
stupidity and sheer malice he, yet again, allows another passenger to
fall to their death (under a train at that, it was quite nasty
really!) The judge has no choice but to find him guilty and off he
goes to the chair.
As you may have guessed he asks for his bunch of green banannas
(getting predictable now) Eats them, gets strapped in, 3 million volts
and yep, he's right as rain.
The executioner, who is really pissed off by now, approaches him and
asks what the secret is, is it (as he suspects) the green banannas
that save his life. "No" replies the prisoner "I'm just a bad
conductor!"
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