Sister Mary Ann, who worked at a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would
have it, a service station was just a block away. She walked to the
station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that
the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,
but she had to wait until it was returned.
Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to
wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that
she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the
patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the
station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her
car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across
the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If it starts, I'm
turning Catholic.'
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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