| The Ten Commandments of the Frisbee |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/05 09:41 |
The Ten Commandments of the Frisbee
1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to
get under a car
2. The higher the quality of the catch the greater the probability of
a crummy rethrow (Good catch-bad throw).
3. One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
than, "Watch This!".
4. The higher the costs of hitting any object the greater the
certainty it will be struck.
5. The best catches are never seen.
6. The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in
the wrong direction;(Goes the wrong way-goes a long way).
7. The most powerful hex words in the world of sport are- "I really
have this down-watch".(Know it -blow it).
8. In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor
blades could be attached to the disc.
9. The greater your need to make a good catch the greater the
probability your partner will deliver his worst throw.
10. The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down.
(Just one more throw).
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