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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/05 09:41 |
THURSDAY QUOTES
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Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
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All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
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No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
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It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out.
They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their
heads in a nodding position.
John Hogan, Commonwealth Edison Supervisor of News Information,
responding to a
charge by a Nuclear Regulatory Commission inspector that two
Dresden Nuclear Plant
operators were sleeping on the job.
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Finagle's Third Law:
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a
clipboard.
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Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss
the
one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
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When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never
talking
about themselves.
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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the
boss asks for a ride home from the office.
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