Blonds
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big
woman next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should
know something. I'm blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a
professional triathlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blond woman sitting
next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 pounds, and she is an ex-professional
wrestler. And next to her is a blond who is 6'5", weighs 250 pounds,
and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to
tell that blond joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says:
"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
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