French Mastermind
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several
paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting
in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his
Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a
crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
brace yourself...
this is going to hurt...
it's really bad...
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
"This outta get a grunt or two from Apis"
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