The Proposition
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A man was enjoying a drink at the bar when an exceptionally gorgeous
young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take
his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive
stare & walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his
apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman
replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet
from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he
pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes
and slowly, meaningfully said,
"Paint my house."
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