On Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:45:34 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
wrote:
>"Doctor, doctor, please help me," said the distressed woman. "I've got a
>zit on my face and growing from it is a spreading chestnut tree and a
>picnic table and chairs."
>"Now don't worry," said the doctor soothingly, "it's only a beauty spot"
>
GROAN
>
>"Doctor, doctor, there's something terribly wrong with me. Every part of
>my body hurts. If I touch my had it hurts, if I touch my leg it hurts, my
>body, my arm - everything I touch hurts."
>"Ah, I see the problem," said the doctor, "you've broken your finger."
>
>
>"Why do you always close your eyes whern you drink your beer?" asked the
>curious barman.
>"Doctor's orders," replied the man,"he told me never to look at beer
>again!"
>
>
>"Doctor, I am very concerned about my wife," said the distraught husband.
>"She's posing in the nude."
>"Well, that's nothing to get too concerned about," the doctor replied.
>"It's just her expression of freedom."
>"Yes, but this was for her passport picture!"
>
>
>A woman walked into the ladies toilet to find a man standing there.
>"Hey!" she exclaimed, "This is just for women".
>"So is this," he said, turning round.
>
GROAN
>
>Mercury.
Three out of five..... so-so
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