Jokes about the Fighting Irish
1
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in
the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best
friend Finney.
"Did you see the paper?" asked Gallagher. "They say I died!!"
"Yes, I saw it!" replied Finney. "Where are you callin' from?"
2
It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and
the host first asked the Hungarian contestant:
"Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald
had a ...."
The Hungarian answered quickly: "Station - S T A T I O N."
Next it was the Polish contestant who was asked the same question:
"Old MacDonald had a ...."
"Ranch," was the reply, "R A N C H."
Finally the Irishman was asked the same question:
"Old MacDonald had a...."
"Farm," the Irishman proudly stated.
"Correct," said the host. "Now spell the word farm."
The Irishman thought for a moment. "E I E I O."
3
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky
Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to
keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains.
When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said,
"I'm meetin' me wife right away. How do I get the gum out of me ears?"
4
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless
car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and
pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk.
Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I
stopped it!"
"I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"
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