Leprechaun Jokes
1
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking
along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a
Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three
wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his
Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans
full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye
FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so
he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one
will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall
around England.
The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet
thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
2
Jimmy-Joe acquired an injury whilst tap dancing.
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
3
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh
Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato
garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this
reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I
buried the GUNS!!!!!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British
soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any
guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and
asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
4
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate
Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I
oughtta punch you in the nose."
"I'm sorry sir, I..."
"Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on
your knee."
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