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Subject: Midnight?
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Date: Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:56:17 GMT
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Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27-year-old male, in a pumpkin
patch. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior,
public indecency, and public intoxication at the county courthouse.
From the county courthouse jail, Davidson stated that he pulled over
to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin he felt was appropriate
to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his
"need." In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the
municipal police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until
officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
Said officer Taylor, "I just went up and asked, 'Excuse me, sir, but
do you realize you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as
you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A
pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?
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