John was having problems pleasing his wife, so he went to see a sex
doctor. The doctor tells John he'll do better in bed if he masturbates
before having sex. John leaves, and on his way home he decides he'll
have sex when he returns. So he finds a nice open spot on the side of
the road and pulls over. He gets under the car, closes his eyes, and
proceeds to "check the axel" under his car. About 5 minutes later he
feels a tug on his pants, and not wanting to see who it is, he asks,
his eyes still closed, John replies, "I'm checking my car's axel." The
cop says, "Well, you'd better check your brakes, too, because your car
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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