| More Bagpipe Jokes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (here@there.net) |
2007/02/17 22:54 |
Q. Why do pipers have such large families?
A. Their wives will do ANYTHING to get them to stop playing.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Q. How do you put a twinkle in a drummer's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in his ear!
Contributed by a piper who wished to remain anonymous for family
reasons!
Q. What's the difference between a piper and a mutual fund?
A. The mutual fund eventually matures and earns money.
Q. How can you tell when bagpipes are out of tune?
A. Someone's blowing them.
Q. How do you get a dozen bagpipers to play in tune?
A-1. Shoot 11 of them.
A-2. Shoot all of them.
A-3. Who the hell wants a dozen bagpipers?
Q. How do you get two pipers to play in perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.
Q. How do you get a piper out of a tree?
A. Cut the noose.
A. One squeals a lot and the other is a walrus.
This and the following Q&A's were contributed by a female piper who
wishes to remain anonymous.
Q. How does a piper measure his/her IQ?
A. With a tire gauge.
Q. How do you plant dope?
A. Bury a piper.
Q Why did God give pipers 2% more brain than horses?
Q. How do you kill a piper?
A. Fix his hearing aids.
A. I keep hearing about them but never see any.
Q. How can you tell if a female piper is having a bad day?
she put the reed.
A. Nobody cares if the bagpipe crashes into a wall at a high speed.
A. Bigfoot has been spotted.
A. The bucket!
A. You get angry when you step on the cowshit.
Q. What does a drummer say when you blow in his ear?
A. Thanks for the refill.
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