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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
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Subject: Don't throw in the towel yet
Date: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 18:27:51 -0500
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Don't throw in the towel yet
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very
much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the
woman never achieves orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask
the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and
makes the following suggestion.
"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love,
have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife
fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn't
help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the
rabbi.
"Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man
make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into
bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man
really gets into fucking this guy's wife so he works with great
enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking screaming
orgasm.
Stubborn to the end, the husband smiles, looks at the young man and
says to him, triumphantly, "You see, THAT'S the way to wave a fucking
towel!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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