Feed The Statue
A woman was in bed having sex with her lover when she heard her
husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said, "Get your ass up and stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're
a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought
one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they
went to sleep.
Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the
kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of
milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an
fucking idiot at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as
much as a glass of water."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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