Help I'm stuck
A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger
seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off
her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window.
The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and
chucks them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it
all out onto the motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He
looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at
the side.
Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds
himself wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get
help......aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts.
"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.
"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your
crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"
She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets
out of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred
yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical
woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over.
"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.
"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".
"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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