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From: +Grant <+Grant@grant.grant>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.prettyboy
Subject: +*+*+*+*+*+*+ New Stories for the FORT +*+*+*+*+*+*+ "Zippo"
Date: 17 Sep 2009 18:29:02 -0500
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I originally posted these in the zippo group to somebody who was
interested in actual Zippo lighters and not porn. LOL
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My father doesn't light the gas stove with his [Zippo] lighter anymore.
He doesn't really need knuckle hair but he wants his hands to match
each other and he doesn't like to have to look for the lighter after he
yells and tosses it over his shoulder.
My father used to use his [Zippo to light up] but then my mom put her
foot down (but not the cast iron skillet if you know what I mean) and
made him promise not to smoke in the house anymore. He had to go
outside if he wanted to smoke. It gets very windy here even if you
don't count the tornados and it gets mighty cold in the winter. He
found out the lighter was pretty good at getting rid of his nose hairs
when it was windy but didn't like looking like that red nosed reindeer
too much before Christmas. He stopped trying to smoke outside in the
winter after he found out that shivering plus frozen fingers plus
lighter sometimes equals pants on fire. Dad says he doesn't smoke
anymore but the bathroom air keeps calling him a liar. Mom pretends not
to notice. I think she just doesn't want to dent the skillet.
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Last story post for now.
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Grant
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