'Cello Jokes
How do you get a 'cellist to play fortissimo?
Write "pp, espressivo"
How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.
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Bass Jokes
Did you hear about the bassist who was so out of tune his section
noticed?
How many string bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None; the piano player can do that with his left hand.
How do you make a double bass sound in tune?
Chop it up and make it into a xylophone.
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