| Re: Viola jokes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/05/30 07:27 |
On Fri, 30 May 2008 05:44:07 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:53bu341m130igudqoa985qujs9if658hdo@4ax.com:
>
>>
>>
>> How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
>>
>> Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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>> How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
>>
>> Put it in a viola case.
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>> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
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>> The viola burns longer.
>> The viola holds more beer.
>> You can tune the violin.
>>
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>> We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns
>> longer. But why does it burn longer?
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>> It's usually still in the case.
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>> How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
>>
>> Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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>>
>
>I need to study these, Looks suspiciously like rock-bottom hitting again
>LOL.
>
>Mercury.
Apis is jealous again!
darkshadows
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