How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1)
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A double bass player arrived a few minutes late for the first
rehearsal of the local choral society's annual performance of Handel's
Messiah.
He picked up his instrument and bow, and turned his attention to the
conductor. The conductor asked, "Would you like a moment to tune?"
The bass player replied with some surprise, "Why? Isn't it the same as
last year?"
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