On Jul 12, 6:47 pm, Kingsfan13 <kingsfan1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> It's been awhile since I saw the episode where Alice's Cousin Emma
> comes to visit. As a result, I forgot what the consistency of Cousin
> Emma's BMs (bowel movements) were. I know that this was discussed
> during the show becasue Emma liked to talk about her old Army days and
> when she was put in charge of cleaning up the crapper (that was always
> her favorite job). As I recall, Emma said that she enjoyed scrubbing
> the latrine toilets to ensure that each one was sparkling clean and BM
> (bowel movement) free. She then (I think) talked about her BMs (bowel
> movements) and that they were fairly loose and malformed due to the
> disgusting food that she ate while in the Army. Moreover, Emma's BMs
> (bowel movements) were filled with all kinds of debris such as dried
> peas, corn kernals, and spent M-16 shells. Does anyone remember this
> episode? I also seem to remember at the end, when Thindy asked Cousin
> Emma what she meant by a "malformed" BM (bowel movement), Emma
> actually squatted down on the linoleum floor of the kitchen and
> squirted out a BM (bowel movement) right onto Thindy's hand to show
> her what a malformed BM (bowel movement) looked like.
Yes, I do remember this lost episode. It was such a long time ago,
Kings, and they don't show it that often. You must have been watching
the syndicated version, because you left out the part at the end where
everything was redeemed. Turns out Emma's BM's (bowel movements)
would harden to a consistency more solid than concrete. Mike needed
to patch a hole in the driveway, and he and Emma went out very early
in the morning. She squatted down into the hole, and deposited a HUGE
BM (bowel movement) in the driveway hole. Mike troweled the BM (bowel
movement) with his penis until the BM (bowel movement) was nice and
smooth as glass.
Unfortunately, Mike didn't rinse his penis off before going to work,
and the BM (bowel movement) hardened on his penis. In the final
scenes, you saw Alice (after she had returned) and Carol taking a
chisel and hacking away at the concrete-like BM (bowel movement) that
had formed on Mike's penis.
It was a riot!
Love you in a hetrosexual way, Kings!
Saggie
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