I was just wondering about something.
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady and I were taking a look at some prior
research yesterday, and we discovered something alarming. We must all
work to set history right, and figure out a mystery that will change
the way we look at history.
As you all know, each of the Brady's made 27 BM's (bowel movements)
during the flight over to Hawaii. That is, all except Alice. We
learned a long while ago Alice was the very first one to have a BM
(bowel movement) the split second the Bradys arrived at the Sheraton
Hotel in Hawaii. That was because Alice only made 26 BM's (bowel
movements) on the flight. However, further research by the BM (Bowel
Movement) Lady and me has discovered that Alice actually started that
BM (bowel movement) in the air, somewhere about an hour before
landing. We think maybe there were a total of as much as 3 inches of
BM (bowel movement) started before she abruptly stopped making her BM
(bowel movement). The rest of the BM (bowel movement) was completed
at the Sheraton.
We believe that Alice was toilet pushed during her final BM (bowel
movement) in flight. It is CRITICAL that we figure out who was
responsible for this toilet push, and bring them to light so that
history would look kinder on Alice, and explain why she was the first
to make a BM (bowel movement) at the Sheraton.
Who done it? Well, let's take a look. First of all, it couldn't have
been Mike. Mike loved Alice more than Carol or any of the kids
combined. She had been with him all those years, and he was attracted
to her manly features. Couldn't have been Mike. Now, because Mike
loved Alice so much, he NEVER would have tolerated Carol pushing Alice
off the pot while she was making a BM (bowel movement). Mike would
have simply beaten Carol to a fine pulp if she had done such a thing.
Since Carol had zero job skills, she featured mike big time, didn't
ever want to rock the boat. Carol could not have been our toilet
pusher.
Leaving the children. Ah yes, the children. Now, Alice loved the
children, and would never tattle on them, no matter what they did.
One of the children had to be the BM (bowel movement) pusher off of
the toilet. But, which one? Who could have broken into the tiny
airline bathroom, and pushed Alice off the toilet while she was making
a BM (bowel movement) so they could make their own BM (bowel
movement)? Which child could have been so rude and disrespectful?
Which child is Alice protecting? Which child was Alice willing to
store her BM (bowel movement) in her panties?
Who? We need to figure this out, so Alice won't have the stigma of
uncontrollable bowels when in fact she was pushed off the toilet when
making a BM (bowel movement).
Please help!
Love all of you so very much! Thank you for helping right a wrong in
history.
Kings and Derek, love you so much and thanks for your love and support
all these years. Kings I know you and Derek love each other too, but
not in a homosexual type of way.
Love you!
Saggie
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