My sweet Saggie and Derek. I trust that both of you had a wonderful
July 4th holiday and enjoyed at least one (and hopefully more) BMs
(bowel movements) in celebration.
I have, indeed, heard about the effects of Alli- severe BMs (bowel
movements), greasy discharge, and pungent smell. I must say, however,
that this doesn't sound all that bad. I mean, we all know that every
single Brady had BM (bowel movement) problems to deal with. That,
after all, was the premise of the show. As a result, the effects of
Alli shouldn't be overblown (or blown out). If there's one thing that
the Brady Bunch has taught all of us it's that one need not be afraid
or ashamed of one's BMs (bowel movements), no matter what one's race,
color, religion, or sexual orientation. That was the overriding
message that Sherwood Schwartz tried to convey to us by bringing the
Bradys into our homes every week. All of this talk about people
wearing dark clothing, however, is making me very concerned and
suspicious. Now, whenever I see someone who is dressed in dark
clothing I will think that he/she/it is hiding the effects of a severe
Alli-induced BM (bowel movement). What I may start doing is inquiring
of every person who is wearing any dark clothing whether he/she/it has
had a severe Alli-induced BM (bowel movement). I may even attempt to
sniff his/her/its hindquarters to answer this question on my own.
Love to both of you (Saggie and Derek). Derek, you needn't be
concerned that your penis becomes enlarged thinking about Saggie. You
may, however, want to be concerned if your penis becomes enlarged
thinking about me. As we have discussed, neither of us thinks of the
other in a homo (anal invading) manner.
On Jun 30, 12:13 pm, saggie diapers <saggiediap...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Jun 30, 6:42 am, "Derek Homsberg" <dhoms...@wbc.com> wrote:
>
>
> > > What if the Brady's took that new weight loss pill called Alli. One
> > > of the side effects of Alli is that if you eat large meals of high fat
> > > foods, you could have extremely severe BM (bowel movement) problems
> > > that include total loss of control of the bowels, extremely loose and
> > > watery BM's (bowel movements), and liquid that releases looking
> > > similar to pizza grease with the most horrid smell that you ever
> > > experienced. They call these "blowouts." Alli also says to wear dark
> > > clothing and carry a change of clothing at all times. Gads!
>
> > Are you shitting (bowel movementing) me? Wear dark clothing? This will
> > make me suspect anyone wearing brown or black. I will stand clear of those
> > people in case they have a BM (bowel movement) spewing blowout.
>
> > > So, do you think if Carol took Alli that she would have blowout BM's
> > > (bowel movements)? Do you think that Mike would have horrid smelling
> > > liquid similar to pizza grease coming out of his rear end? How would
> > > the writers of the Bradys' handle BM (bowel movement) problems that
> > > Alli causes?
>
> > I shudder to think.
>
> > > We need to resolve this issue as a nation if we wish to move forward
> > > in life.
>
> > That's for sure. What do the presidential candidates think about this?
> > They are all full of BM (bowel movement).
>
> > > Kings and Derek - I love both of you so much. If you both were to
> > > take Alli and have a BM (bowel movement) blowout, I would still love
> > > you to the very end.
>
> > I do not want to take Alli. It's bad enough trying to keep my BMs (Bowel
> > Movements) intact without it.
>
> > Love you Sags. Love you Kings. My penis is becoming enlarge just thinking
> > about you. I think it's because I'm thinking about you Sags, but I'm not
> > sure if it's for both of you. Oh my god!
>
> > Derek
>
> Derek my former husband and still lust bucket,
>
> Thank you so much love for making that clear. Yes, we will now assume
> that everyone who is wearing dark clothing is on Alli weight loss
> medication, and could have a BM (bowel movement) blow out at any
> minute. I would not want to be around someone who would have a BM
> (bowel movement) blowout or oily discharge out of their rectum that
> resembles pizza grease with a foul smell being around me. These
> people are not my friends.
>
> I love you and Kings so much. It is OK if you have a hard penis
> thinking about Kings too. If I had a penis, I would have a hard one
> thinking about both you and Kings - unless you were wearing dark
> clothing.
>
> Love you,
>
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