On Jun 30, 6:42 am, "Derek Homsberg" <dhoms...@wbc.com> wrote:
> > What if the Brady's took that new weight loss pill called Alli. One
> > of the side effects of Alli is that if you eat large meals of high fat
> > foods, you could have extremely severe BM (bowel movement) problems
> > that include total loss of control of the bowels, extremely loose and
> > watery BM's (bowel movements), and liquid that releases looking
> > similar to pizza grease with the most horrid smell that you ever
> > experienced. They call these "blowouts." Alli also says to wear dark
> > clothing and carry a change of clothing at all times. Gads!
>
> Are you shitting (bowel movementing) me? Wear dark clothing? This will
> make me suspect anyone wearing brown or black. I will stand clear of those
> people in case they have a BM (bowel movement) spewing blowout.
>
> > So, do you think if Carol took Alli that she would have blowout BM's
> > (bowel movements)? Do you think that Mike would have horrid smelling
> > liquid similar to pizza grease coming out of his rear end? How would
> > the writers of the Bradys' handle BM (bowel movement) problems that
> > Alli causes?
>
> I shudder to think.
>
> > We need to resolve this issue as a nation if we wish to move forward
> > in life.
>
> That's for sure. What do the presidential candidates think about this?
> They are all full of BM (bowel movement).
>
> > Kings and Derek - I love both of you so much. If you both were to
> > take Alli and have a BM (bowel movement) blowout, I would still love
> > you to the very end.
>
> I do not want to take Alli. It's bad enough trying to keep my BMs (Bowel
> Movements) intact without it.
>
> Love you Sags. Love you Kings. My penis is becoming enlarge just thinking
> about you. I think it's because I'm thinking about you Sags, but I'm not
> sure if it's for both of you. Oh my god!
>
> Derek
Derek my former husband and still lust bucket,
Thank you so much love for making that clear. Yes, we will now assume
that everyone who is wearing dark clothing is on Alli weight loss
medication, and could have a BM (bowel movement) blow out at any
minute. I would not want to be around someone who would have a BM
(bowel movement) blowout or oily discharge out of their rectum that
resembles pizza grease with a foul smell being around me. These
people are not my friends.
I love you and Kings so much. It is OK if you have a hard penis
thinking about Kings too. If I had a penis, I would have a hard one
thinking about both you and Kings - unless you were wearing dark
clothing.
Love you,
Saggie
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