Derek, I don't give a crap (BM (bowel movement)) if the music begins to
play. I will thank EVERYONE who made it possible for this NG to win
the B-Emmy. At the top of my list will be my Sweet Saggie and you.
Derek Homsberg wrote:
> > Derek and Saggie, if this NG does, in fact, win the B-Emmy this year, I
> > insist that Derek accompany us on stage to accept the award. Derek,
> > you are a essential part of this NG (similar to an undigested kernel of
> > corn in a Brady BM (bowel movement)). As a result, I will refuse to
> > accept any award on behalf of this NG without you and Saggie. I cannot
> > wait to pick both of you up in the brown stretch limo. Saggie, please
> > advise us as quickly as possible as to what the BM (bowel movement)
> > Lady says about the Brady sewer system. You are correct (as always)
> > that this is a very sensitive topic that we cannot discuss in a
> > meaningful manner without the input of the BM (bowel movement) Lady.
>
> Thanks so much, Kings. Tell me, if the music starts playing before you're
> done making your speech, will you (1) get all flustered and try to finish
> real fast (2) end immediately (3) ignore the music and keep talking while
> saying that you're not going to leave the stage until you finish your
> speech?
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