> Derek and Saggie, if this NG does, in fact, win the B-Emmy this year, I
> insist that Derek accompany us on stage to accept the award. Derek,
> you are a essential part of this NG (similar to an undigested kernel of
> corn in a Brady BM (bowel movement)). As a result, I will refuse to
> accept any award on behalf of this NG without you and Saggie. I cannot
> wait to pick both of you up in the brown stretch limo. Saggie, please
> advise us as quickly as possible as to what the BM (bowel movement)
> Lady says about the Brady sewer system. You are correct (as always)
> that this is a very sensitive topic that we cannot discuss in a
> meaningful manner without the input of the BM (bowel movement) Lady.
Thanks so much, Kings. Tell me, if the music starts playing before you're
done making your speech, will you (1) get all flustered and try to finish
real fast (2) end immediately (3) ignore the music and keep talking while
saying that you're not going to leave the stage until you finish your
speech?
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