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From: "Derek Homsberg" <dhomsb32@wbc.com>
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Subject: Re: Brady Bunch Newsgroup Nominated
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Date: Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:50:29 GMT
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>I was married to a Derek Homsberg for a brief period of time. Derek -
> is that you? It was a wonderful marriage. You had the best BM's
> (bowel movements) ever! I was a horrid wife to you, I hope you can
> forgive me.
I do forgive you, if that was you. I don't remember much from that period,
as I was backed up a lot.
> So, thanks for a great 5 minutes of marriage. Let's move forward in
> our relationship, and put the brutal past behind. You are a prince of
> princes, a BM'er (bowel movementer) of BM'er's (bowel movementers).
>
> I love you still! Let's be friends, OK?
Yes, we can be friends. You've turned your life around with your study of
BMs (bowel movements) and the fascinating conversations that you have with
the BM (bowel movement) Lady. I was hoping that you would accompany me to
the B-Emmies. I would love to see you and Kingsfan take the stage to accept
your award if the BM (bowel movement) gods are willing! Maybe I can be the
person that you kiss before you take the stage. I hope the music doesn't
start before you and Kings have a chance to thank everyone!
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