I was married to a Derek Homsberg for a brief period of time. Derek -
is that you? It was a wonderful marriage. You had the best BM's
(bowel movements) ever! I was a horrid wife to you, I hope you can
forgive me.
So, thanks for a great 5 minutes of marriage. Let's move forward in
our relationship, and put the brutal past behind. You are a prince of
princes, a BM'er (bowel movementer) of BM'er's (bowel movementers).
I love you still! Let's be friends, OK?
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