CONFRONTING THE LION
The Challenge: you will be placed in a locked iron cage with
a lion and kept there for two hours. Your goal in order to
win the game is to come out, alive and unharmed.
The Terms:
1) The lion will be from the jungle, wild and untrained.
2) While the lion is transported to the cage, you will be
allowed to pet the lion, talk to the lion, give things to
the lion, but may not attempt to harm the lion or give
tranquilizing drugs during the transport, or else you
will automatically forfeit.
3) You may take anything that you want into the cage, but
it cannot be larger than a hand-held hairdryer. No whips,
chairs, or defensive armor allowed.
The Contestants:
- The NRA member
- The Animal Rights Activist
- The Clown
- The Poet
The Outcomes:
* The NRA Member
Since a Glock 22 handgun is smaller than a hand-held
hair-dryer, the NRA member took a Glock 22 handgun.
He shot the lion and gravely injured it, but also
sent it into a wild rage. The lion still had enough
strength to chew off the NRA's member head, before
both died.
Grade/Verdict: F / pitiful but typical
* The Animal Rights Activist
The animal rights activist realized a loophole in the
instructions. The prohibition on tranquilizers
was only for the duration of the transport phase,
as stated. Not wanting to harm the lion, he brought
a tranquilizer gun into the cage. He hit the lion,
with about the same accuracy as the NRA member.
Again, this enraged the lion. But this time, the drug
immediately started making the lion drowsy. Before the lion
passed out, it was still able to swipe a sizeable chunk
from the seat of the pants of the anmimal rights activist.
Grade/Verdict: C for outcome / A for noble effort
* The Clown
Since the clown was told that he could bring nothing
larger than a hairdyer, he brought a hair dryer.
And attempted to dry the lion's mane. The lion was bewildered
but nonetheless annoyed. So the lion ate the clown, spitting
out only the red rubber nose.
Grade/Verdict : F for outcome / A for amusement
* The Poet
The poet did not imagine that the lion wanted to be petted
to have anyone talking to it, but would probably enjoy
being fed. So he brought a load a juicy steaks and tossed
them to the lion until the lion was so stuffed that it could
not possibly eat another bite, including the poet.
The poet took nothing into the cage expect for a book
to read. The lion, contented with a full belly, just wanted
to take a nap. So the poet quiety sat and read for two hours
until it was time to go.
Grade/Verdict : A / poetic justice for all, and a helpful tip
for leaders of nations, everywhere.
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Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity
Cannes Lions is the world's biggest annual awards show and
festival for professionals in the creative communications
industry.
www.canneslions.com/
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Ralph Waldo Emerson vs. A Mountain Lion
RALPH WALDO EMERSON VS. A MOUNTAIN LION. The climb up was not
easy. Ralph felt his brittle ribs moving in and out, sucking in
the sweet mountain air ...
www.kylechipman.com/writing/emerson.html
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Obama vs Romney: Why Snoop Lion Will Not Vote for Mitt Romney
If you were on tenterhooks wondering whom Snoop Lion (nee Dogg)
was voting for in this election, wait no longer: He's supporting
President ...
www.policymic.com/.../obama-vs-romney-why-snoop-lion-will-not-...
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Batman vs. Lion-O - Comic Vine
New York City Park area. In present time. Batman has gone evil
killing innocent lives. Lion-O has been sent to put a stop to
his acts of evil.
www.comicvine.com - Forums - Battles
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http://spectrumculture.com/2012/01/9954.html/
Not entirely surprising, then, is the issue Wounded Lion runs
into when they exit their comfort zone. That spirit of
experimentation, as nice as it is in theory, leads the group
down some questionable paths, like the approximation of Touch
and Go sludge that is "Going Into the Unknown" or the oddly
Mclusky-like "Wyld Parrots." There's also the matter of
"Raincheck Vibrations" and its nearly seven minute running time,
most of which comes before the song gets to the point and
Eberhard starts shouting about that time Robin totally
cockblocked Batman when he was alone in an alleyway with
Catwoman.
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Scar was the Tragic Hero of "The Lion King."
I was completely BAKED while watching "The Lion King" for the
first time in ... plot as having many similarities to the 1917
Russian revolution.
highdeas.com/.../Scar_was_the_Tragic_Hero_of_The_Lion_King
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The Lion King - Television Tropes & Idioms
The Lion King is all capitalist propaganda. This is clearly an
attempt to show the Russian revolution as evil and damaging to
"the circle of (capitalism)". The lions
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/TheLionKing
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Pentagon uses Rambo as a Symbol for US Army? - Yahoo! Answers
The US military .....particularly the Green Berets.....LAUGH AT
RAMBO...... Particularly the movies..... there are so many
mistakes and impossible
answers.yahoo.com ? ... ? Other - Politics & Government
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Danny Schechter: It's Rambo Time: Covert Ops Drives Pentagon
These units like Special Forces, Delta Force, SEALs, and Rangers
often operate outside the chain of command and, as they become
www.huffingtonpost.com/.../its-rambo-time-covert-ops_b_1276825....
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The Pentagram and Ram's Head
Please notice the ram's horns (which represent Satan). Also,
notice the little girl ... Medieval legends say that the Devil
created the goat. Satan himself often ...
www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/.../pentagram.htm
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Jesus Christ, aka "LAMBO" - YouTube
Beginning with the first reference in Scripture to Jesus Christ
(Gen. 3:15), the two- fold nature of his ministry ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCfpJJNcsEA
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PUSHA T LYRICS - In This Ho (Lambo)
Lyrics to "In This Ho (Lambo)" song by PUSHA T: [Intro: Swizz
Beatz] If you got a whip outside right now (right now) And you
really about that life ... ... Assault rifles in the back like
Rambo Ridin' in that Lambo, ridin' in that Lambo Assault rifles
in
www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/pushat/inthisholambo.html
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The Nuclear Lion: What Every Citizen Should Know about ... - Questia
Read the full-text online book and more details about The
Nuclear Lion: What Every Citizen Should Know about Nuclear Power
and Nuclear War by John ...
www.questia.com - Browse - Books
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The Atomic thorn in the Nuclear Lion's Paw - blogging it real
So North Korea conducted a science experiment? Good job. Who
knew that a mind-numbing ...
bloggingitreal.blogspot.com/.../atomic-thorn-in-nuclear-lions-paw.ht...
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! - Oh Internet
The original MSpaint. JESUS CHRISt. IS A LION. Gyo edit lion 2.
png. Jesus... Christ. ... A picture of a lion with Jesus' face
shopped over the lion's. found on /b/.
ohinternet.com/JESUS_CHRIST_IT'S_A_LION_GET_IN_THE_CAR!
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The Lion and the Lamb: A Sermon on Revelation 5
The vision God gives him juxtaposes, puts right next to each
other, two views of Jesus: Jesus as the Lion of Judah; Jesus as
the slain yet living
www.expository.org/rev5b.htm
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