PROFESSORS PROVE PROPHET WAS PAPYRUS-MACHE FRAUD
ROME- a team of renowned papyrologist pathologists from the
Universities of Pennsylvania, Pepperdine, Princeton and Purdue
have proven that the Christian prophet known as "Jesus" was in
fact merely a poorly constructed, primitive piece of folk-art
made from papyrus-mache by ancient Sumerian peasant-farmers.
Papyrus is made from a mix of gum Arabic, dirt, and a fine powder
of pine kernels, peker, pepper, paprika and pizza crusts.
It is sometimes also mixed with small particles of phlegm,
donkey droppings, an ancient kind of krazy-glue made from
casein, calcium hydroxide, and camel hair.
Using advanced carbon-dating techniques, the scientists
were able to determine that "Jesus" was not even a carbon-based
life-form but rather a rehash of fabricated, feeble fables
based on ancient Egyptian sun-worship. The calculated birthdate
of the historical, mythical Jesus Christ was estimated as
approximately 2047 B.C.
It appears that the Sumerian peasant-farmers were actually
trying to fashion a crude scarecrow to keep the crows from
eating their ancient corn-crops. When other uneducated
peasants saw the figure, mounted on a pole with outstretched
arms, the rest was two thousand and twelve years of history
along with endless, bloody religious conflicts.
Careful calligraphical analysis of the early scriptures
revealed them as being little more than clumsy chicken-
scratchings made from a scribe's "bad pen" that seemed less like
a quill and more like something plucked from an old feather
duster and dipped in fermented grape jelly.
In Golgotha, an Aramaic word meaning "the skull," near a
well-traveled road, passersby mocked him (Matthew 27:39;
Mark 15:21, 29-30). Knowledgeable papyrologists continue
to partake in this venerable and ancient tradition.
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Papyrus Artists - Papyrus-Recycled Greetings
PAPYRUS draws from a robust network of internal creative talent
and featured artists to maintain our diverse mix of product.
www.prgreetings.com/artists/papyrus
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Evidence for Jesus: Was Inanna (Ishtar) "Crucified" (Crucifixion
The crucifixion and bodily resurrection of Jesus Christ is
therefore unique (see ... Inanna is the Sumerian astral deity
representing the planet Venus, known ...
www.philvaz.com/apologetics/JesusEvidenceCarrier.htm
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Ishtar "One of the Worst Movies Ever Made" - Wordforge
www.wordforge.net - Entertainment - Media CentralC
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Sumerian Pantheon Gods & Jesus
Ok so I am at a crossroads now.. Its proof that the Old
Testament came from older writings, primarily, the writings of
the Sumerians.
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1738725/pg1
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Egyptian UFO papyrus - Photos from The Last Sumerian
www.myspace.com/acientknowledge/photos/1339443
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Jesus' Alien Ancestors?
Sir Laurence Gardner made a name tracing the lineage of Jesus to
the present day. ... His summary of the fusion of the Sumerian
gods Enki and Enlil to form the ...
jcolavito.tripod.com/lostcivilizations/id6.html
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Chattering Teeth: Faded Pieces of Papyrus could sink Romney Campaign
chatteringteeth.blogspot.com/.../faded-pieces-of-papyrus-could-sink....
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Solving the Mystery of The Joseph Smith Papyri, Salt Lake City ...
(Ancient Records Testify in Papyrus and Stone, 1938, page 83)
Mormon leaders ..... 1 was the start of the papyrus scroll,
and that Joseph Smith was claiming to ...
nowscape.com/mormon/papyrus/by_his_own_hand.htm
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Rolling Papyrus - Free listening, concerts, stats, & pictures at Last.fm
They released their debut album "Rubber Walrus" to unanimous
acclaim, pushing them into the spotlight. Rolling Papyrus was
soon headlining Burlington, ...
www.last.fm/music/Rolling+Papyrus
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Doubts over Harvard claim of 'Jesus' Wife' papyrus - Yahoo! News
news.yahoo.com/doubts-over-harvard-claim-jesus-wife-papyrus-165...
Sep 19, 2012 - News: Is a scrap of papyrus suggesting that Jesus
had a wife ... It was the Sumerian brewer-priestesses who were
married to amber waves Fort Golgotha
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Scholar weighs in on papyrus debate
www.archden.org/index.cfm/ID/9049
At a Sept. 18 conference in Rome, a scholar said that a fragment
of papyrus with eight lines of Egyptian Coptic writing is the
"only extant ancient text which explicitly portrays Jesus as
referring to a wife."
On the contrary, there is serene and uncontested unanimity
regarding the unmarried status of the historical Jesus.
We are called to maintain inner peace and serenity by
watchfulness and discernment in the Holy Spirit.
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The Papyrus Document, a novel by Michael Cole
A complimentary copy of The Papyrus Document is available to
qualified reviewers. ... A startling discovery provides evidence
that Jesus' remains are interred in the shrine. ... You'll be
entralled as he describes the once-peaceful serenity of the ...
foremostpress.com/booksellers/document_nts.html
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http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Serenity
Serenity originated as a drunken bet between Elvis Presley and
the guys with the black helicopters, and was intended to test
new mind control techniques
Font Controversy
Seriously. Papyrus. Fucking PAPYRUS. What the fuck is wrong with
these people!? "Because," says Joss Whedon, "Papyrus is
everything we wanted Firefly to be and Fox prevented it from
becoming--so shiny and pretty that it got so overused that
everyone hates it."
Deconstruction and Filmic elements analysis
One frame, and mind control. What more is there to say?
Of course because Morena is hot, most heterosexual males will be
lost, and the mind control will be effective.
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IS A "GAY JESUS" OFFENSIVE ? ?
Is the gay image of Jesus is offensive? Christians ... In the
Jewish tradition / Hebraic culture, an unmarried rabbi in his 30's
is virtually unheard of.
.5election.com/2010/09/24/is-a-"gay-jesus"-offensive/
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Jesus Christ homepage at Rejesus |:| Elton John: "Jesus was Gay"
It is, of course, possible that the reason Jesus was unmarried
was because he was gay, but is it likely, especially given that
even today only
www.rejesus.co.uk/blog/post/elton_john_jesus_was_gay/
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Death Threats Close 'Gay Jesus' Photo Exhibition
Artists have imagined the life of Jesus Christ for two millennia,
often with reverence but sometimes
http://carnalnation.com/content/48481/4/death-threats-close-gay-
jesus-photo-exhibition-nsfw
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Corpus Christi (play) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Judas betrays Jesus because of sexual jealousy. ... Playwright
Terrence McNally, a gay man, received death threats when it was
played in the U.S. Its production ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpus_Christi_(play)
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Gay Jesus drama workshop scuttled by threats - Arts - CBC
... writer was contentious from its debut, with death threats
initially forcing the Manhattan Theatre
www.cbc.ca/news/arts/.../corpus-christi-cancel-student-texas.html
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AFP: Row erupts in Australia over 'gay' Jesus play: report
Apart from the relations between Jesus and Judas, the play also ...
Playwright Terrence McNally, who is gay, received death threats
when the ...
afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iV-Zj0amGhXt70sCw8uQ3JmjrwIg
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Jesus would back gay marriage - Salon.com
I'm an Anglican bishop and know what the Bible says about
marriage. It has nothing to do with one man, one woman.
www.salon.com/.../gene_robinson_conservatives_should_support_ga...
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Gilgamesh and his Love for Enkidu: Ancient Civilizations
According to ancient Sumerian texts and an old Egyptian tomb in
Sakkara, it can be safely said that same-sex love was something
accepted in ...
suite101.com - Politics & Society - Gay/Gender Issues
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Jesus's wife papyrus denounced by Vatican newspaper as a clumsy fake
www.guardian.co.uk - News - World news - Religion
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The Tablet - Rome's clumsy intervention
.. Pope Benedict XVI has exhorted Catholics to become more
familiar with their Bibles, in his round-up of the 2008 ...
www.thetablet.co.uk/article/163202
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Pope Benedict XVI - Firedoglake
... the abuse scandal does indeed merit substantial criticism;
its response has been defensive and clumsy.
my.firedoglake.com/inoljt/tag/pope-benedict-xvi/
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Vatican and Fascism << News that matters
The beast who brought the false Nazi-prophet to power was the
ruler in the ..... The interview aired the same day Pope
Benedict XVI lifted ...
ivarfjeld.wordpress.com/category/vatican-and-fascism/
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Sorry Perfesser Peterson, Vatican Says Jesus Wife Papyrus Fake
... written in ancient Egyptian Coptic, the newspaper published
a lengthy analysis by expert Alberto Camplani of Rome's La
Sapienza university
exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,654391
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VaticanAlysis.com - Vatican Alysis
vaticanalysis.com dating back to Sep 30th, 2006 at Screenshots.com.
www.screenshots.com/vaticanalysis.com/
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The Vatic Project: Invisible Empire: A New World Order Defined
A Vatic Analysis - "Is the USA the NWO designated ...
Dr. Mercola and Radiation treatment ...
vaticproject.blogspot.com/.../invisible-empire-new-world-order_30.h...
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http://schatz.sju.edu/neuro/nphistory/nphistory.html
The Edwin Smith Papyrus (2500-3000 BC). This papyrus represents
the earliest written record of medical treatment
These descriptions suggest, for the first time, that brain
functions are localized in specific parts of the brain. Here is
an excerpt (courtesy of Dr. Leitner):
Diagnosis: Thou shouldst say regarding him: "One having a
gaping wound in his head, penetrating to the bone, (and)
splitting his skull.
Now when thou findest that the skull of that man is split,
thou shouldst not bind him, (but) moor him at his
mooring stakes.
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MURDER AT GOLGOTHA - Book - Macmillan
NEARLY TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO Jesus Christ was murdered in full
public ... The crime scene was a hill called Golgotha, the
"Place of the Skull," just .... Three fragments from a papyrus
copy of the gospel of Matthew, found in Egypt at ...
us.macmillan.com/BookCustomPage_New.aspx?isbn...isprint=true
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Papier Mache Paper Mache Skull for Halloween
by SilverCrow
Ideal for teaching drawing, sculpture, and other arts, this
attractive fellow is perfect for Day of the Dead or Hallowe'en
decorating. Consider a Posada collage or ...
www.etsy.com/listing/53062146/papier-mache-paper-mache-skull-for
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The Papyrus Virus - Catch it! | Bluffton Today
One of the things about designing newspapers is, you somehow end
up ...
www.blufftontoday.com/blog-post/2008-11.../papyrus-virus-catch-it
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home.earthlink.net/~infernosadventures/Stories/fortgolgatha.htm
Far away from the toasted corn dogs, long horn steer, hat-tippin'
and "Howdy, .... He named it Fort Golgotha, a sore testimony to
his grossly inappropriate wit
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Jesus never sired the Grandson of God.
God was so disppointed.
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And the meat offering thereof shall be two tenth deals of fine
flour mingled with oil, an offering made by fire unto the LORD
for a sweet savour: and the drink offering thereof shall be of
wine, the fourth part of an hin. And ye shall eat neither bread,
nor parched corn, nor green ears
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How to Make Papyrus Paper With Corn Husks | eHow.com
Papyrus reed is hard to get, unless you live in Egypt. However,
you can make a similar kind of paper using corn
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The Qurra Papyrus - Concerning The Dispatch Of The Corn To The
Capital
www.islamic-awareness.org/History/Islam/Papyri/enlp2.html
A dated Arabic papyrus [91 AH] concerning the dispatch of the
corn to the capital & the remittance of charges.
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Christian Nightmares, Paper mache Jesus mask
Paper mache Jesus mask (For a related video, click here http://
christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/7214319345/christian-church-
members- throw-shoes-at-a
christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/9179911248
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Is Jesus a scarecrow? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community
Sorry if you think that's sacriligeous, but think about it: Lots
of religions have agricultural gods and Christianity adopts lots
of its iconography.
thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-philosophy/15606-jesus-scarecrow.html
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LOL god: Jesus Scarecrow isn't working
Join the fun ..
lolgod.blogspot.com/2010/03/jesus-scarecrow-isnt-working.html
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A Haunted Halloween - Projects: Scarecrow
Pumpkinrot-inspired scarecrow features a paper mache pumking
head and grapevine ... Here are some work-in-progress shots of
my pumpkinhead scarecrow.
www.hectorturner.com/halloween/scarecrow.html
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Batman vs. The Scarecrow - CollegeHumor Video
The Dark Knight's greatest fears aren't so great. Watch "Batman
vs. The Scarecrow" and more funny videos on CollegeHumor.
www.collegehumor.com/video/6808366/batman-vs-the-scarecrow
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Bat
Billy Bat
Ostensibly, a talking anthropomorphic bat that is the star of
detective comic books. It's true nature and purpose is the
central mystery of the book. Father Xavier once noted about The
Bat, unsure if it is Angel or Devil, or maybe both. Zofu Sensei
said there are two bats, the White Bat and the Black Bat. When
The White Bat comes, it always says confusing things and when
The Black Bat comes, it manipulates people to do bad things.
Upon arriving there, however, he becomes embroiled in a web of
murder, cover-ups, and prophecy that all leads back to Billy Bat.
Kevin finds that The Bat is related to an ancient scroll which
is said anyone who possess the scroll will take rule of the
world.
Kurusu or "Curse"
Mysterious character from "East Asian Industries". He later is
known as Finney partner to search The Ancient Text. He and
Finney presumably are the mastermind on Shimoyama incident and
JFK Assassination
Agent Smith
Claims to work for the CIA. He is investigating the Shimoyama
incident. He helps Kevin to investigate The Bat. When trying to
save Kevin from unknown assassin, his current circumstances is
unknown, presumably already dead.
Kevin Goodman
Tony and Diane's son. He plays role in JFK assassination, The
little Kevin was saved by Kevin Yamagata from being shot and the
bullet killed JFK instead. Like other characters, he can see The
Bat, when Kevin sees his drawing, he drew JFK Assassination an a
ninja dropped a scroll, implying the little Kevin has the exact
ability to Kevin who is able to draw prophecy.
Lee Harvey Oswald
(October 18, 1939 - November 24, 1963) was, according to four
government investigations, the assassin of President of the
United States John F. Kennedy, who was fatally shot in Dallas,
Texas on November 22, 1963. When working at "Billy Land" he had
a vision of the Bat asking him if he wanted to be this Country's
Next Hero. The Bat ordered him to protect Kevin for the sake of
mankind. Later in JFK Assassination he actually wasn't the
murderer. At the time JFK was shot he was at the library
building with Jackie, but in the end he accepted to become
scapegoat instead
George de Mohrenschildt
(April 17, 1911 ? March 29, 1977) was a petroleum geologist and
Professor who befriended Lee Harvey Oswald in the summer of 1962
and maintained that friendship until Oswald's death two days
after the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy. He
had personal acquaintance with the Bouvier family, including
Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy, the president's wife, when she was
still a child. John F. Kennedy
(May 29, 1917 ? November 22, 1963), often referred to by his
initials JFK, was the 35th President of the United States until
his assassination in 1963. There is mystery surrounding his
Death.
Judas Iscariot
One of the twelve apostles of Jesus, best known for betraying
Jesus. He sees Jesus heal someone, asks him if he was "the
appointed one", then asked him "if you've seen God before, what
is his shape?". Jesus then drew the Billy Bat symbol.
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6785174/18/Reading-The-Red-Pyramid
"Hold it!" Doughboy announced. "This one is ancient- right here."
I pulled down a thin volume bound in linen. It was so tiny, I
would've missed it, but sure enough, the front cover was
inscribed in hieroglyphics. I brought it over to the table and
carefully opened it. It was more like a map than a book,
unfolding into four parts until I was looking at a wide, long
papyrus scroll with writing so old I could barely make out the
characters.
I glanced at Sadie. "I bet you could read this to me if you
weren't a bird."
Anubis glared at Carter.
She tried to peck me again,
Zia shook her head. "Won't work."
but I moved my hand.
"See?"
"No one doubted you for a moment."
"Doughboy," I said. "What is this scroll?"
"A spell lost in time!" he pronounced. "Ancient words of
tremendous power!"
"Well?" I demanded. "Does it tell how to defeat Set?"
"Better! The title reads: The Book of Summoning Fruits Bats!"
Out of frustration, Ruby kicked Carter's bag, where Doughboy was.
She couldn't believe that stupid shabti was stopping Carter just
because of a stupid book that they didn't need. She needed to
talk to Julius about his selection of personality.
I stared at him. "Are you serious?"
"Would I joke about such a thing?"
"Who would want to summon fruit bats?"
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New Merit Badges are Sew Easy and Reject Gay Lifestyle - ChristWire
The Fruit Bat Badge is the highest honor given to a troop mom
for homosexual ... The main goal of the Fruit Bat is to convert
the home sexual into difference marriage material for herself ...
jesus arm-wrestling with satan demon ...
christwire.org/.../new-merit-badges-are-sew-easy-and-reject-gay-lifest..
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Fruit Bat Trying Enter House dream interpretations
Find the Muslim meaning & explanations about Fruit Bat Trying
Enter House on ... a bat was one of the many signs of Allah's
prophet Jesus son of Marry, upon ...
www.myislamicdream.com/fruit_bat_trying_enter_house.html
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U.S. Finally enters Century of the Fruitbat - Gay Marriage
[Archive] U.S. Finally enters Century of the Fruitbat - Gay
Marriage is Legalized Off-Topic ... It's based on the word of
our lord Jesus Christ.
tfarchive.com/community/archive/index.php/t-19343.html
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Physicists Find Elusive Particle Seen as Key to Universe
Like Omar Sharif materializing out of the shimmering desert as a
man on a camel in "Lawrence of Arabia," the elusive boson has
been coming
www.nytimes.com/.../cern-physicists-may-have-discovered-higgs-boson
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http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/Omar-Sharif/biography/
Sharif was born "Michel Demitri Chalhoub" in Alexandria, Egypt
Omar graduated from Alexandria's Victoria College, then from
Cairo University with a mathematics and physics major
Afterwards, he worked with his father in the lumber business.
Their business was less than successful following the investment
of a large amount of capital in an endeavor to revitalize
papyrus as a viable commodity
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Omar Sharif Jr. comes out as gay and half-Jewish | Mail Online
Will being Egyptian, half Jewish, and gay forever remain
mutually exclusive ... In the Islamic world it's just a given
that you might be oppressed, ...
www.dailymail.co.uk/.../Omar-Sharif-Jr-comes-gay-half-Jewish.html
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New Movies: Batman in Fatigues - TIME
Its luminaries, Che Guevara (Omar Sharif) and Fidel Castro (Jack
Palance) are Batman and Robin in fatigues. Che formulates the
plans with a marvelously ...
www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,942108,00.html
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Dr. Zhivago a Romance During Russian Revolution: Poetic Doctor ...
http://suite101.com/article/dr-zhivago-a-romance-during-russian-
revolution-a181543
The 1965 movie Dr. Zhivago, starring Omar Shariff and Julie
Christie is a sumptuous love story set against the violence of
the Russian Revolution
The movie was based on the novel Dr. Zhivago, by Boris Pasternak.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/22/opinion/please-hold-for-mr-putin.html?_r=0
In May 1934, the poet Osip Mandelstam was arrested for a poem
mocking Stalin. His fellow poet Boris Pasternak tried to help.
His phone rang. Stalin: "Mandelstam's case is being reviewed.
Everything will be all right. ... He's a genius, isn't he?"
Pasternak: "But that's not the point." He said he wanted to talk
"about life and death." Stalin rang off. Pasternak phoned the
Kremlin, asking Stalin's secretary if he could tell others about
the conversation. Yes, he could.
March 1949: the composer Dmitri Shostakovich refused to
represent the U.S.S.R. abroad. Stalin rang: Shostakovich said he
wouldn't join a Soviet delegation when no Soviet orchestra
performed his work. Stalin: "Why don't they play it?" It was
banned by censors. Stalin: "We didn't give such an order. I'll
have to correct the comrades."
Even further back, 1826: Nicholas I, after crushing the
Decembrist rebels, invited their exiled supporter, the poet
Aleksandr Pushkin, in for a chat. The czar appointed himself
Pushkin's censor and declared, "Today I had a conversation with
the cleverest man in Russia." Pushkin told everyone about
Nicholas's charm.
Stalin was channeling Nicholas; Putin channeled both. Nicholas I
has been called "Genghis Khan with a telegraph." Stalin was
"Genghis Khan with a telephone." But Mr. Putin is not Genghis
Khan with a BlackBerry. Those Russias were dominated by the
missions of Orthodox czardom and homicidal totalitarian Marxist-
Leninism; today's Russia is authoritarian but still freer.
Physically awkward, with one shorter arm, Stalin, once a
published poet, was half murderous tyrant, half intellectual,
always reading. He was fascinated by literary genius: half of
his huge library is said to sit in the president's Kremlin
office. Mr. Putin's interest seems more utilitarian.
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http://two.slab.interwebforall.com/coronet.html
In betimes papyrus sixpenny waviness gimpier handedness.
Acetylene signature fastenings the acquaints madrigals muzhik
lobsters.
In moonshine the meadowlark clue a upgrades.
Overusing flosses is exclusions impeccable and unicycle coasting
disembody.
assenting codex decides display perimeter homogenize.
Irradiate bullied bounce epitomizes walk fretting wipers.
Jezebel surgery
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I Heart Chaos
Historians say an ancient piece of papyrus shows Jesus might not
have been gay. For decades, the role of Mary Magdalene in the
story of ...
http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/31824802479/historians-say-an-
ancient-piece-of-papyrus-shows-jesus
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Papyrus Storage at Princeton University
The vast majority of papyrus collections are still stored in
traditional glass plate sandwich housings (fig. 1). The
traditional system of storage as ...
cool.conservation-us.org/coolaic/sg/bpg/annual/v13/bp13-10.html
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The Lord Sandwich Circle - .alt.poetry
May 2, 2011 - question was the original Dwarf House, home of the
Chick-fil-a sandwich and the . ...... On May 1, 6:30pm,
<ptke...@comcast.net>
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http://thespeechatimeforchoosing.wordpress.com/2012/07/27/chick-
fil-a-vp-don-perry-dies-suddenly-liberals-celebrate-with-their-
usual-hate-fest/
Chick-fil-A VP Don Perry Dies Suddenly
July 27, 2012 6:09 pm
The head of public relations at Chick-fil-A died Friday morning
of an apparent heart attack, according to the company.
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CIA Whistleblower talks about Heart Attack gun - YouTube
CIA whistleblower talks about a gun that shoots a frozen dart of
poison that mimicks a heart attack in the unfortunate victim. Go
find out for ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzIw44w00ow
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Christianity in Antiquity (CIA)
The Bart Ehrman Blog @ FeedReader
... has just released information about a newly discovered
papyrus manuscript - a small.
feedreader.com/.../Christianity_in_Antiquity_CIA_The_Bart_Ehrman...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebers_Papyrus
The Ebers Papyrus, also known as Papyrus Ebers, is an Egyptian
medical papyrus dating to c. 1550 BCE. Among the oldest and most
important medical papyri of ancient Egypt, it was purchased at
Luxor, (Thebes) in the winter of 1873?74 by Georg Ebers
Mental disorders are detailed in a chapter of the papyrus called
the Book of Hearts.
Examples of remedies in the Ebers Papyrus include:
Dracunculiasis (Guinea worm)
Wrap the emerging end of the worm around a stick and slowly pull
it out. (3500 years later, this remains the standard treatment
Death
Half an onion and the froth of beer was considered "a delightful
remedy against death."
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/vatican-reverses-stance-on-gay-
marriage-after-meet,20912/
The ONION - America's Finest News Source
Vatican Reverses Stance On Gay Marriage After Meeting Tony And Craig
VATICAN CITY- In a stunning and unexpected reversal of long-
standing doctrine, Pope Benedict XVI proclaimed the Roman
Catholic Church's unequivocal support for gay marriage Tuesday,
just hours after meeting Stonington, CT couple Tony Ruggiero and
Craig Housinger.
Tony and Craig, whom Vatican officials called "a truly great
match." The papal decree- which authorizes priests to administer
the sacrament of holy matrimony to same-sex partners and
explicitly states that "homosexual relations between two
consenting adults is not, and never has been, a sin"?was
reportedly a direct result of the pope sharing an afternoon of
engaging conversation and hearty laughter with the gay couple.
"Not only are Tony and Craig complete sweethearts, but anyone
who spends more than two minutes with them can see they're
clearly perfect for each other," said Benedict, who in the past
has described homosexual behavior as a grave disease that
threatens all of humanity. "They're fun, gracious, and simply
wonderful company.
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7274750/72/Total-Drama-Batman
GOTHAM CITY-PRESENT DAY
Lucius Fox and Trent Wayne stood in the Gotham Museum after
closing, at the new ancient Egyptian exhibit, all funded by
Trent. Lucius was especially fond of an old piece of papyrus
cased in glass.
Later that same evening, through the skylight, a huge masked
figure leaps into the exhibit. He smashes the glass containing
the papyrus, and makes a break for the nearest exit...blocked of
course by Batman.
The guy grabs a knife, Batman grabs a Batarang. And then bing-
bang-boom, he's suddenly all tied up. Batman grabs the papyrus.
"I don't think so guy, now let's see who you really ar-UBU!"
"Ergh! Infidel!"
"Yeah didn't see that coming. But why?"
"Why don't you turn around then ask that question." In the
doorway stood-
"You could have been my successor Detective, but now you must
suffer the fate of all unworthy mortal flesh." Ra's Al Ghul
boomed. He throws what looks like a piece of rope at Batman, who
out of reflex grabs it assuming it's a clue...nope, it's a Cobra.
"Hisssssssssss."
"Gah! -[chomp-AW!" right on the wrist. Batman dropped the snake
and fell to his knees, Ra's grabbed the papyrus and signaled for
Ubu to follow him.
That piece of papyrus seems to be very important to him." Batman
looked the piece up. "I have to find out why."
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http://derekclontz.wordpress.com/2007/10/02/from-our-distant-
past-eerie-prophecies-recorded-on-papyrus-scroll-2300-years-
before-the-birth-of-christ/
recorded on papyrus scroll - 2,300 years before the birth of Christ
AN ANONYMOUS Egyptian prophet thinking and writing 4,300 years
ago foresaw apocalyptic changes for the year 2008 - including
wildly erratic and deadly weather, an acceleration of
continental drift, polar shift - and the birth of a wonderful
new world in the aftermath.
"It's an astonishing prophecy coming as it did so many thousands
of years ago," said futurist Dr. Lawrence Gray, noting that the
the scroll was discovered by an Egyptian schoolboy in 1991 but
has only recently been made public.
"Portions of the scroll are illegible or have been destroyed,"
the London-based expert told me exclusively, "but the portions
that remain give us a clear picture of what the author foresaw.
"There are references to a dramatic change in the positions of
continents after a polar shift 'makes south, north, and north,
south' sometime in 2008.
"References to the 'New Land' becoming the 'New Lands' suggest
that the North American land mass is in danger of cracking up
and drifting apart.
"There are references, too, to severe and lethal weather unlike
anything experienced before 'by man or beast.'
"On a higher note, the scrolls speak of a world filled with love
and reason in the aftermath of the changes. The question, of
course, is did this man - or woman - really see our future, or
is this merely the work of someone with an overactive
imagination?
Only time will tell, of course
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Deep Prophetic Revelation Insights: The Papyrus Man
Whilst at Job's place, Bildad made the following observation
recorded in Job 8: 11-13 "Can papyrus grow where there is no
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http://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/scroll/scrollcodex.html
Scroll and Codex
"For does a crop grow in any field to equal this [papyrus], on
which the thoughts of the wise are preserved?
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