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Subject: Gadhafi Not Assassinated By CIA
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GADHAFI NOT ASSASSINATED BY CIA
TRIPOLI - A small, rag-tag group of rebels and Libyan goat-herders
with wild eyes, bandanas, bad teeth and "V for victory" signs
have conducted a carefully choreographed, brutal assassination
of former Libyan strongman Moammar Gadhafi, with a small amount
of assistance from NATO, the Pentagon, the CIA, F-117 Nighthawk
Stealth bombers,and sophisticated NSA KH-11 digital imaging
photo reconnaissance spy satellites.
Gadhafi was said by reliable CIA sources to have begged
for mercy like a frightened little girl.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined in the jubilant,
drunken revelry of the celebrating rebel goat-herders,
posing to flash her own "V" finger sign for the cameras,
while clenching a serrated hunting knife between her
teeth, to add to the effect.
CIA Director David Petraeus praised the high degree
of professionalism displayed by the rebel goat-herders,
to whom he extended full credit, noting that
Executive Order 11905 strictly forbade assassinations
of foreign heads of state.
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