Dear Interested in Wombats,
Ye are born of the womb, but ye shall die of the wombat!
The wombats are ready for combat...
When they come for you, they shall be driving WomBatMobiles
The Judgement of the Wombat shall not be subject to appeals
The wombats will emit a piercing whine,
like angry mosquitoes
The dancers shall trample a mysterious structure,
made of Tostitos
In addition to motorcars and bloody warfare
They shall develop unreliable financial software
In the Future, there shall be a new, ancient Stonehenge
comprised of post-historic combustion engines
Tom Keske
http://www.wombatfile.com/archives/421.html
The Wombat File (is your only friend)
The Proceedings of the Society for the Study of the American Wombat
Oh, I know. You're getting ready for the three-day weekend.
Soaking wood in gasoline and slathering Mrs. Bell's seasoning
all over the tofu faux-pig. Loading the hang glider into
your brother-in-law's Ford Expedition, or heading down
to the VFW with your diorama of the Siege of Noriega's Palace.
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http://www.hp-lexicon.org/wizworld/wombat/wombat-results.html
W.O.M.B.A.T. Test - Results
Page editor: Belinda Hobbs
W.O.M.B.A.T stands for
Wizards' Ordinary Magic and Basic Aptitude Test.
It's administered by the
Wizarding Examinations Authority.
The head of this Authority is
Griselda Marchbanks, CDMG, APMD, fbBB.
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3. Women of Beauty and Temptation
The WOMBAT home page is the home page o
f a women-only mailinglist devoted to issues
of bisexuality, though the topics of dicussion
vary widely from time to ...
songweaver.com/lists/wombat.html
[Found on Google, Yahoo! Search]
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http://www.jackiefrench.com/june02.html
Except... we planned to put a staircase to the
new room in front of her hole. This either meant
making sure she was out of her hole when
we built it- and coping with an enraged wombat-
she'd already chewed up our clothes line for
disturbing her sleep- OR changing the house design
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http://www.jwildlifedis.org/cgi/content/abstract/35/4/633
Fissuring of crust and skin only occurred when scale crust was present.
Bacterial infections occurred in three of 10 wombats within lymph nodes
or the pleural cavity. Lymphoid depletion did not occur in lymph nodes
or spleens and prescapular lymph nodes contained a greater amount
of nuclear debris in germinal centres than non-mangy wombats.
Seven wombats had fatty change in their livers.
Gonads of mature wombats were not active or had minimal activity.
http://pets.dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Science/Biology/
Animals/Mammals/Marsupials/Wombats
For all of us who have come to the obvious deduction
that the world will end not by a meteor or
a nuclear war, but by AN OVERWHELMING ASSAULT
BY A HORDE OF ANGRY WOMBATS WHO SHALL ...(more)
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http://www.undergrowth.org/wombats_gunna_work_it_out_by_moses_iten
Wombats Gunna Work It Out By Moses Iten TAS,
raps Elf Tranzporter - rapper, activist, and part of the hip hop crew Combat Wombat.
http://www.sirhumphreys.com/taxonomy/term/81
Wombats the size of motor cars once roamed the land.
Climate change klled them off because the poor bastards
had no Kyoto Protocol to guarantee their survival.
The decendants went to school and took science degrees
so that they good become proponents of AGW.
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~moore/
AOL would be a giant diesel-smoking bus with hundreds
of ebola victims on board throwing dead wombats
and rotten cabbage at the other cars, most of
which have been assembled at home from kits.
Some are built around 2.5 horsepower lawnmower engines
with a top speed of nine miles an hour.
Others burn nitroglycerin and idle at 120.
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10. Wombat Car Company,
maker of the Wombat Rebody Kit.
Wombat Car Company Online with extensive
information on pricing, kit contents,
and other needed information so you can build
and drive your own custom car. ...
The Wombat Car Company is the...
www.wombatcar.com/
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http://www.grandprix.com/gt/gt00135.html
There is no doubting that the Australian Grand Prix
really did have "the lot" with the Aussie motorsport
cupboard being emptied into Albert Park.
There were thundering five-liter touring cars
and NASCARs which sounded like Lancaster bombers.
There were whiney Formula Fords, booming drag machines
and irritating karts, which always sound like mosquitoes
looking for a new vein to tap.
British American Racing made the mistake last year
of telling the world that they could win their
first race. Everyone in Formula 1 knew that was a
ridiculous idea. Some even said it. In recent months
as it has become obvious how difficult it is to hit
the big time in F1 the BAR folk have slightly
altered their understanding of their comments.
You have to believe you can win, they say.
You have to really want to win.
Oh well, the dreams are all a little upside-down now.
I didn't see any kangaroos in the BAR pit -
but there are one or two wombats...
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21. Wombat Financial Software
... Wombat Financial Software leads
the financial trading technology market
by providing a high speed market data and ...
papers or contact us to find out what makes
Wombat so unique ...
www.wombatfs.com/ [Found on Yahoo! Search]
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22. The Dueling Club
WOMBAT results 'in the post'
Posted by Nakul on Thu,
April 06 2006 04:34 PM comments[4] ...
Now we can all anxiously await the WOMBAT results.
www.duelingclub.com/
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2. Halfbakery: WombatMan
Help me WombatMan! Wait, where are you going?!
Damn the fact that Superman isn't a provider
in my area. UnaBubba, have you checked your
water for mercury or ...
www.halfbakery.com/idea/WombatMan
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14. WOMBATMAN IS A TRANNY
WOMBATMAN IS A TRANNY BAN HIM.
TSninjapirate- 03-06-2005.
you don't want to be banned and you ...
wombatman is a tranny! oh yeah,
haribo told me about this. ...
haribokart.7.forumer.com/a/
wombatman-is-a-tranny_p...
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http://wso.williams.edu/orgs/trivia/huge/puzzle.html
Three teams made it to the end.
They were Mortal Wombat, D-Unit, and Human Hindenburgs.
The lone D-Unit representative was unaware of
the movie scene, or what she was supposed to do,
yet she managed by blind luck to improvise a dance
which was pretty darned close to the source.
Mortal Wombat was the only team to luck into sending
a pair of dancers (like the movie). One of them knew
enough to crouch down whilst dancing.
The Hindenburgs took the opportunity to jump
into the air, and smash their Tostito Stonehenge
into bits
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