alt.surrealismShow header Prev. Next
Re: 10/8 Puns
Tim Bruening (tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us) 2005/10/08 02:01



nemo wrote:

  "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
  news:42AC1D4B.D9E636F8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
  > Braking: Stopped king.
  >
  > Braking: Donkey king.
  >
  > Breaking: Destructive king.
  >
  > Gawking: Tourist king.
  >
  > Kayaking: King with oars.

  In other words, a monarch in a brothel.

  Canoedling: Snogging in a kayak.

  Bamboozle: Small exploding alcoholic drink.

Also a Molitov Cocktail.

Follow-ups:1234567
Next Prev. Article List         Favorite