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Re: 10/8 Puns
Tim Bruening (tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us) 2005/10/08 02:01

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nemo wrote:

  "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
  news:42AC1D4B.D9E636F8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
  > Braking: Stopped king.
  >
  > Braking: Donkey king.
  >
  > Breaking: Destructive king.
  >
  > Gawking: Tourist king.
  >
  > Kayaking: King with oars.

  In other words, a monarch in a brothel.

  Canoedling: Snogging in a kayak.

  Bamboozle: Small exploding alcoholic drink.

Also a Molitov Cocktail.

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