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From: antimasturbationleague@yahoo.com (Anti-Masturbation League)
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Subject: You have options.
Date: 11 Nov 2004 13:02:33 -0800
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Hi there...
I guess you could say the Mastur of the Bation nation has a new plan.
Before you continue reading this post, let's see if you can get your
clothes back on, or at least your hands off your genitals.
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I'm here to tell you about one of the options you have, other than
masturbating, not to pass judgment on you for just being one of the
guys or gays. After all, that is what you're striving for, isn't it?
To be like every other man, woman, boy or girl sitting at his or her
computer with his or her pants down around the ankles. Just look at
yourself, and while you're at it, turn on your webcam so the world can
share in your noble effort to be just like them.
Ask yourself if there is anything else you could be doing. That is,
if you want to. After all, I'm not here to attempt to make you feel
like a sleazy pervert for looking at pictures of women and men who,
just like you, are trying to do the right thing by sitting alone at
home playing with themselves, because they don't have anyone to do it
for them, but only because they, like you, would rather play with
someone who is always there for then, or you.
OMG!!! Did you seee what that woman was doing in that picture?!?
That's a call to action, dangit! Better take off all the clothes this
time... After all, she deserves it.
Stop Right There! You gotta know right now.... Do you love yourself?
Will you love yourself forever?
How is your self-control doing? Do you have any left after what those
three women did to that one lucky guy, who by the way was not you, no
matter how much you try to imagine yourself in that man's position?
If you're in need of a a boost in your self discipline, and if you
have the courage, go check out http://www.antimasturbationleague.info
Join the Up-and-Not-Cumming Revolution.
One day you will find a different way to thank yourself.
AML
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