Let's put it this way; I'm a single middle age man, married and divorced
twice, tired of being screwed and taken advantage from sluttish smart women
that only love you when you have something to give to them. Currently, I
have a girlfriend that wants a commitment from me, but I have noticed that
the only thing she's worry about is her own wealth.
Coming from bad experience, I've found out that masturbation could be a very
nice way to "solve your problem" any time you want it, is there! Never have
a headache, you don't have to take her out, and after a hand wash, you go to
sleep like a baby. (who could ask for anything more?)
I've become to realize that jerking off, it is a solution indeed; and when
you get home, you can do whatever you want to do, without the hassle of
someone telling you what to do or where not to leave your socks and shoes.
"Anti-Masturbation League" <antimasturbationleague@yahoo.com> wrote in
message news:b1661f09.0411111302.434ff337@posting.google.com...
> Hi there...
>
> I guess you could say the Mastur of the Bation nation has a new plan.
>
> Before you continue reading this post, let's see if you can get your
> clothes back on, or at least your hands off your genitals.
>
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>
> I'm here to tell you about one of the options you have, other than
> masturbating, not to pass judgment on you for just being one of the
> guys or gays. After all, that is what you're striving for, isn't it?
> To be like every other man, woman, boy or girl sitting at his or her
> computer with his or her pants down around the ankles. Just look at
> yourself, and while you're at it, turn on your webcam so the world can
> share in your noble effort to be just like them.
>
> Ask yourself if there is anything else you could be doing. That is,
> if you want to. After all, I'm not here to attempt to make you feel
> like a sleazy pervert for looking at pictures of women and men who,
> just like you, are trying to do the right thing by sitting alone at
> home playing with themselves, because they don't have anyone to do it
> for them, but only because they, like you, would rather play with
> someone who is always there for then, or you.
>
> OMG!!! Did you seee what that woman was doing in that picture?!?
> That's a call to action, dangit! Better take off all the clothes this
> time... After all, she deserves it.
>
> Stop Right There! You gotta know right now.... Do you love yourself?
> Will you love yourself forever?
>
> How is your self-control doing? Do you have any left after what those
> three women did to that one lucky guy, who by the way was not you, no
> matter how much you try to imagine yourself in that man's position?
>
> If you're in need of a a boost in your self discipline, and if you
> have the courage, go check out http://www.antimasturbationleague.info
>
> Join the Up-and-Not-Cumming Revolution.
>
> One day you will find a different way to thank yourself.
>
> AML
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