In article <one716pqkn0ethiv8sukhu8hv0poksevso@4ax.com>, HMS Victor
Victorian <victorvictorian@hushunomail.com> wrote:
> On 11 Jun 2010 23:40:12 -0500, "Group_Troll"
> <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
>
> >i suggest you learn how to count.
> >
> >i suggest you find those missing pics.
> >
> >i suggest you post them ASAP!
> >
> >i hate being cheated out of 3 pics.
>
> My Dear Sir,
>
> You are quite correct. I have managed to exclude three pictures from
> the set of 100. It wasn't intentional, you see, but sometimes ...
> well, I get rather flustered when reviewing the fare I am about to
> offer, to confirm that each meets the legal criteria in my particular
> jurisdiction! So occasionally, I come across a picture that perhaps
> could be misinterpreted by a particularly salacious eye, and I think,
> "Well, could that be interpreted as an ... (ahem) ... it certainly
> looks, from this angle, very straight and stiff and, indeed,
> throbbingly turgid ... yet I am somewhat confident that it isn't
> actually an ... (ahem) ... BUT, given the perceived fangled angle of
> the dangle from this PARTICULAR angle, it could very well be
> misinterpreted as a ... (ahem, yes) ... so, better safe than sorry or,
> in Falstaff's words, discretion being the better of valour ... I had
> best delete this one." "And two." "And three." And thus I did.
>
> Oh! But I had forgot to renumber the series! My! So you will forgive
> me that I have inadvertantly-so deprived you of the three rather
> naughty images.
>
> Most Apoplectically ... err ... Apologetically,
>
> HMS Victor Victorian
> God Save the Queen.
> God Bless the Prince of Wales.
> God Preserve the Windsors.
> Rule Britannia!
Well done! I particularly liked "the perceived fangled angle of
the dangle from this PARTICULAR angle". I jealously wish I had written
that.
As something new to me, I had never seen "fangled" without "new" in
front of it.
I think "throbbingly turgid" may make it a little difficult for him to
forgive your triple omission. Oh my poor green pet! LOL
Mover, the admirer
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